El Diablo Robotico by Slortar
October 8, 2009
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“Ah, yes. The devil, he made a robot.”
El Diablo Robotico is the Devil’s most sinister creation yet, after the IRS. Arrayed with the latest in infernal technology and fueled by cheap tequila, it has a mind created from the souls of a thousand condemned criminals. It is truly the latest in robot serial killer mariachi technology.
The Devil’s Robot 2
[ ] Trumpet Blast (affects all players, players will also be deaf for 1 round if affected) 3
[ ] Fiery Breath 3
[ ] Smoke Cloud 2 (affects all players, no damage, but everyone affected loses a turn stumbling around in the dark)
Metal Armor 3
[ ] Telescoping Arms (Reroll)
[ ] Sinister Music (Effect 2)
Special: El Diablo Robotico takes an extra level of Effect per hit if the attack deals with rust or electricity.
I’d originally given him an oil slick power called “Montezuma’s Revenge” and was going to have him pee fire, but I figured an evil robot mariachi player was awesome enough as it is without added potty humor.